“I Can Confirm 100% The Rumour About Me Joining Arsenal Isn’t True!”

By on April 2, 2014

Good news Gooners. Sp*rs defender Younes Kaboul has dismissed reports suggesting he wants to join Arsenal when his contract expires this summer.

Reports in this mornings newspapers claimed that the injury-plagued centre-back wanted to leave Tottenham at the end of the season and had supposedly told friends he wanted to join Arsenal.

It brought back memories of when Sol Campbell decided to jump ship and join Arsenal on a free transfer from Sp*rs in 2001, before going on to win three FA Cups and two Premier League titles – including being part of the 2003/04 invincibles.

However, Kaboul didn’t take long to play down the speculation and took to his personal Twitter account this afternoon to insist the rumours aren’t true.

I think I speak for the majority of Arsenal fans when I say; thank f*ck for that! I thought the report was some sort of late April fools joke when I read it, but it’s a relief to see the player has rubbished the idea as well.

It looks like we will need a centre-back in the summer if Thomas Vermaelen leaves, but Kaboul is certainly NOT the answer.


  1. GeeFive

    April 2, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    Bullet dodged….

  2. Dx

    April 2, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    Thank god….

  3. john

    April 2, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    thank fcuk Younes is not a money grabbing traitor like that xxxx Campbell

  4. Sid

    April 2, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    Why would he join a team of prima donas who have no class and a blind manager?

  5. thegoon

    April 3, 2014 at 7:16 am

    I didn’t know all spurs fans have left is sensless bitterness..sad. We got nothing to say about them their chairman, players and fans do all our work for us. Pure demonstration of a club looking confused, bemused, dejected, busted and disgusted

  6. raul dmellow

    April 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    I don’t want kaboul. Ashley williams is good. Much much better option. But why do tottenham fans have to get so aggresive. We gooners don’t say anything abt their players or for example gallas joining spurs or adebayor joining spurs. Yet spurs fan go on abt campbell. They should just get over it.

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