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VIDEO: ‘Spurs: One Club’ – Watch, Laugh & Thank God Your Not A Spurs Fan

By on August 20, 2013

If you’re struggling to get over Saturday’s disastrous 3-1 defeat to Villa or are bored of reading about our failed ‘derisory’ bids and need cheering up, this video will almost certainly do the trick.

Bringing you ‘AVB’s Blue & White Army: One Club‘. Watch, laugh and thank god your not a Spurs fan.

36 Comments

  1. Dave A

    August 20, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Get over it boys, it’s a spoof. If you want some reality try reading this, it will have you all wetting yourselves, and not with laughter…

    http://theboyhotspur.com/9-oclocker-the-bale-update/#comment-59367

  2. borris

    August 20, 2013 at 10:25 am

    God morning Gooners, tht is indeed a very painful d funny video!! ;() ut i do think thats part of the point, no? – If not, then unfortunately they really have very little talent!,.

    That said, if all you have got this morning is a vid that a couple of kids have made, and you’re trying to mug em off?? –
    Then you are a sad bitter little weasel,. I personally think the weekends result/performance as well as ur injury list, couple with the your embarrassment of a transfer window is far funnier than this. Cheers Weasel. COYS

  3. Ron

    August 20, 2013 at 10:25 am

    As a Spurs fan, I can only offer my sincerest apologies to the World that this was ever created.

    It should be against human rights. Shameful

  4. Heisenberg

    August 20, 2013 at 10:25 am

    And I thank god I went to a better school than you. It’s ‘you’re’, not ‘your’, you dopey tit.

    • Ross

      August 20, 2013 at 10:38 am

      Praise the lord. You’re obviously a better person for it. Not that it matters. We want people who can spell correctly and understand grammar, not decent human beings!

    • Ben

      August 20, 2013 at 10:38 am

      Thank you – I’ve only seen the title of the article and literally clicked on it purely to make that point and then leave!

  5. lodatz

    August 20, 2013 at 10:26 am

    F off back to Woolwich — North London is ours.

  6. Barry

    August 20, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Not sure if you will get this but we’ll done to them, it’s not a great video but its a great attitude. Supporting the club no matter what the results are. Think on.

  7. BuncleGooner

    August 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

    how soon we forget.
    i’ll just leave this here…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sv6Yj6dxwY

    • AlphaT

      August 20, 2013 at 10:57 am

      Nuff said!

  8. Lee

    August 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

    I agree this is truly awful, although I’ve got two words for you that makes this look like a Beatles song.

    Away Boyz.

    Other than that, enjoy your meltdown x

  9. Optimum Diabetics

    August 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

    At least we can laugh at ourselves! Your lot are shouting about sacking your manager, after ONE game! You need to chill out…it’s only a game (but a funny old one, at that!)

    COYS!

  10. Transfer king

    August 20, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Funny, but not as funny as your tight fisted manager and board. Nice shiny new ground, plenty of happy shareholders. Wouldn’t be surprised if that transfer war chest ends up as dividend payments to the shareholders!

  11. Iain

    August 20, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Rather reveals how desperate things are up Holloway way that you need this kind of thing to cheer you up.

  12. Jacky reehorn

    August 20, 2013 at 10:42 am

    Things must be desperate at Arsenal if this is the only way of getting your rocks off.
    On the matter of Arsenals transfer policy, I really don’t think there are any decent players around who would want to play for you.
    When I look at Arsenal I don’t see a team on the up, more like a team clinging to former glory with a has been manager and I don’t see that changing anytime soon.

  13. BargeeSpud

    August 20, 2013 at 10:42 am

    If this is the best you can do, then you must really be scared we’re about to overtake you. Mind the gap.

  14. Shame

    August 20, 2013 at 10:43 am

    I’m seriously considering switching from Spurs to Arsenal thanks to that.

    Embarrassing. It’s not funny if it’s not meant to be too.

  15. Rob

    August 20, 2013 at 10:43 am

    it’s you’re not your, you inbred goon

  16. Ginola and Juice

    August 20, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Holtby, Holtby, Holtby

  17. Cabos

    August 20, 2013 at 10:48 am

    Yep. 3-1 loss to Villa, not able to buy anyone…. 10 mil bid for Cabaye…. Oh and don’t forget you only have 9 fit players, 2 of which are keepers and according to one paper 4 defenders. You have four doubts for your next game to make it 13 if all are fit, Keeper and Sagna on the bench? Sagna won’t be fit after that landing….. Not looking good to qualify for CL… You could forfeit this if you only have 9 starters…… Who would want to join your club with it in this situation? no-one to break into the fit starting 11.

  18. angel gooner

    August 20, 2013 at 10:49 am

    Haha you are a laughable lot.

    Tell me again how our so called weak manager has won more titles then you whole club history has??

    Funny aye.

    • AlphaT

      August 20, 2013 at 11:01 am

      Who AVB has won more title than Spurs have in their entire history?! REALLY what are you lot at the Emptycrates stadium! Put the crack pipe down guys!

  19. angel gooner

    August 20, 2013 at 10:51 am

    Isn’t it funny that shyte hart lane has seen Arsenal win more league titles there than you have.

    hahahahahahhahahhahahahah

  20. Spursmartio

    August 20, 2013 at 10:58 am

    To be fair, they’ve hit the nail on the head. There is only ONE club. You lot are a disgrace now, and always have been. COYS.

  21. Anthony Greene

    August 20, 2013 at 11:03 am

    Pathetic Yes, Cheap Yes, Absurd Yes, Small Club Yes, Laughable Yes.

    BUT STILL I LOVE IS YID ARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  22. Anthony Greene

    August 20, 2013 at 11:03 am

    IT NOT IS

  23. OfftheShelf

    August 20, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Your only song was written for you years ago through Jimmy Hill remember (Good old Arsenal) and that was a load of old tripe just like the club. This is two kids having a go, they support their club and the manager, they don’t fight each other in the stands, ”Wenger Out, or in Wenger we trust”. what a bunch of Fragles.

  24. Anthony Greene

    August 20, 2013 at 11:08 am

    The only embarrassing thing are these fellow yids thinking spur will overtake Arsenal. Clearly you make three times more money than us and that will not happen until we build a new stadium and pay it down this is the closest we will get for the next ten years. Also you have the richest dude in the UK wanting to takeover. I am just proud how far we have come considering we were close to relegation a few years ago. To be this close to Arsenal when the gap was planets apart and whist we actually now beating you as many times you beat us and you are now planets away from win the league at this moment. After 20 years of pain one has to enjoy

  25. kosher kid

    August 20, 2013 at 11:19 am

    It is interesting that AFC have continued to decline since that remarkable, unbeaten season of winning the league.

    The problem with unique achievements is that it is often difficult, if not impossible, to replicate that kind of success.

    I assume that every subsequent team have this benchmark to live up to and always fall short of expectations. Even if the club manage to produce a team that won the League Cup the danger is that the players would be unfavourably compared to that glorious team. This in itself could prevent the development of successive teams and eventually lead to a sustained period of introspection.

    If, running parallel to this, your local rivals significantly improve, threaten your status and eventually overhaul you, this just compounds your problems and further turmoil follows. The supporters bcome agitated and start to question the decisions of the manager. Before you know it a few dissenting voices becomes a large section of support.

    Quality players leave the club and are replaced with journeymen and mediocrity. Suddenly your team of superstars are a memory. You are ordinary. What do you do?

    In a state of panic the club starts to buy players as a reaction to the supporters dismay. But what happens next?

    ARE YOU WORRIED?

  26. seb

    August 20, 2013 at 11:23 am

    It is awful and every spurs would admit it, but it’s not as bad as that little gooner rapper that was doing the rounds a while back, and that was a serious thing that gooner aplauded (very sad) this is clearly (I hope) aimed at being a bit of fun to be taken light hearted (still crap) have fun with 9 players, we could have loaned you livermore, but hes already gone to a more ambitious team.

  27. shakes

    August 20, 2013 at 11:37 am

    arsenal fans are a bunch of Naaiers!!!!

  28. shakes

    August 20, 2013 at 11:39 am

    that video still wont change the fact that ur ASSenal got kicked on Saturday NAAIERS

  29. john

    August 20, 2013 at 11:43 am

    I laughed so much on Saturday as Aston villa a team that were nearly relegated beat your so called stars so easily and van persie scored for fun and you let him go so easily it must be embarrassing for you fans Wenger please stay and complete the ruination of your beloved team

  30. Sam

    August 20, 2013 at 11:47 am

    Disgusting

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